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margin-bottom: 0px; max-width: 100%; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; } .sno-story-photo-area img { object-fit: contain; } .sno-story-photo-area .sno-story-photo-image-area { height: unset; max-height: unset; background: #cccccc; } .sno-story-photo-area .sno-story-photo-image-area img { height: unset; } .sno-story-photo-area .sno-story-photo-caption-area, .sno-story-photo-area .captionboxmittop { max-width: 100%; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; } @media only screen and (max-width: 600px) { .sno-story-photo-area .sno-story-photo-caption-area { padding-left: 20px; padding-right: 20px; } .sno-story-photo-area .sno-story-photo-image-area { height: unset; max-height: unset; } .sno-story-photo-area .sno-story-photo-image-area img { height: unset; } } </style> </div> </div> <p><b>WARNING:</b><span style="font-weight: 400;"> Spoilers</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><b>The Plot Points:</b></p> <ul> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;"> A hitman currently targeting Bon Temps!</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">There’s a shooter on the loose and all their victims seem to have one thing in common: they’re shapeshifters. </span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <ul> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;"> Another new vampire comes to visit.</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Charles Twining, the new bartender working under Eric (</span><a href="https://spartanscoop.org/2024/01/book-review-living-dead-in-dallas/"><span style="font-weight: 400;">in case you don’t remember</span></a><span style="font-weight: 400;">), gets loaned out to help Sookie and the bar she works at. But is Charles really as trustworthy as Sookie thinks?</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <ul> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">A new pack leader is to be decided for Alcide’s pack (</span><a href="https://spartanscoop.org/2024/02/book-review-club-dead/"><span style="font-weight: 400;">again if you need a refresher</span></a><span style="font-weight: 400;">).</span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Sookie gets invited by Alcide to watch the competition for the new packmaster. Little does she know it was only because of her “</span><a href="https://spartanscoop.org/2023/12/book-review-dead-until-dark/"><span style="font-weight: 400;">gift</span></a><span style="font-weight: 400;">”. </span></p> <div class='pullquote sno-pullquote-6615be6478dfa sno-animate'> <div class="quotebar"> <div class='largequote'>&ldquo;</div> </div> <div class="quotebody"> <p class='pullquotetext'>It’s pretty easy to not compare the death of a vampire to a lynching&#8230;</p> <div class="clear"></div> </div> </div> <style> .sno-pullquote-6615be6478dfa { display: flex; float: left; margin: 30px 30px 30px 0; width: 50%; border-color: #cccccc; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; background-color: #ffffff; } .sno-pullquote-6615be6478dfa p.pullquotetext, .sno-pullquote-6615be6478dfa p.quotespeaker { color: #000000;; } .sno-pullquote-6615be6478dfa .pullquotepic { width: 100%; margin-left: 0px; } .sno-story-body .sno-pullquote-6615be6478dfa p.pullquotetext { font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.4em; } .sno-pullquote-6615be6478dfa .quotebar { background: #ffffff; flex: 0 0 90px; margin-top: -15px; margin-left: -15px; padding-left: 15px; padding-top: 15px; margin-right: 15px; } .sno-pullquote-6615be6478dfa .largequote { color: #8d82c5; } .sno-story-body-content .sno-pullquote-6615be6478dfa p.pullquotetext, .sno-slideshow-segment .sno-pullquote-6615be6478dfa p.pullquotetext { text-indent: 0px; padding-top: 0px; } .sno-pullquote-6615be6478dfa .quotebody { width: unset; } .sno-pullquote-6615be6478dfa .quotebody { max-width: calc(100% - 105px); } </style> <p><b>The Tolerable:</b></p> <ul> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;"> Making fun of America (even if that wasn’t the author’s intention). </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Charlaine Harris, the author, makes multiple references to America throughout the book and reading it now, in “modern times”, it’s kind of ironic. </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Sookie, thinking to herself about“Drainers” (those who drain blood from vampires) and their reasons behind it, mentions that the most important reason “for Americans [is] an enchanted physical appearance” (15). Considering today&#8217;s world and how this idea of constantly wanting to “better” one’s appearance has become an even greater topic, it’s ironic how even in this fictional world humans still are greedy and insecure. </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">In the next America mention, it’s extremely hard to tell if the author is joking or not, but it is hilarious to read. </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">When Sookie’s human friend, Tara, is telling Sookie about how she’s being sold off between vampires, Sookie responds with: “But this is America… How can they do that?” (207). This quote pretty much speaks for itself…</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <ul> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;"> Sookie finally kind of sticks up for herself. </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">In the </span><a href="https://spartanscoop.org/2023/12/book-review-dead-until-dark/"><span style="font-weight: 400;">previous</span></a> <a href="https://spartanscoop.org/2024/01/book-review-living-dead-in-dallas/"><span style="font-weight: 400;">books</span></a><span style="font-weight: 400;"> (and in this one), Sookie gets constantly stepped on by men and never seems to notice or care enough to do anything about it. However, this time she does… only once or twice, but it’s better than nothing. </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Alcide comes to Sookie’s house to talk her into helping him with his father’s campaign for being packmaster. Sookie, clearly upset by Alcide constantly assuming how she should feel, “[holds] up a hand. [She] want[s] to finish” (160). Sookie has finally become tired of how Alcide was treating her and his assumption of her feeling honored by his invite. This small act of just putting up her hand to silence a man might not seem like much, but it is a point of character development for her. </span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><b>The Rage Fuel:</b></p> <ul> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Sookie: she’s still a hater. </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Sookie will never be a girl’s girl… ever. Sometimes being a hater is valid, but in Sookie’s case it’s judgemental, rude, and puts other women down for unnecessary reasons.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Starting the book off strong, Sookie describes the new bar’s short-order cook, Sweetie, stating that she “wore a lot of makeup for someone who was going to be out of sight” (8). Who cares if Sweetie or anyone wears makeup even if they aren’t going to be watched at all times? Let the woman wear what she wants in peace. Not everyone dresses for the approval of others.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Another example of this is when Sookie meets a random woman and criticizes her, asking to herself, “had the woman never heard of a tanning bed?” (74). Sookie is friends with literal vampires who have translucent skin and she’s worried about one random person?</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">When Sookie’s ex-vampire boyfriend, Bill Compton, brings in another lady into the bar that Sookie works at she makes her jealousy quite known. Behind the lady’s back she tells Bill that she is a “dreadful b*tch” who has “skinny thighs” and an “elitist attitude” (177). Tell us how you really feel, Sookie. </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">It’s ironic for Sookie to be upset when she’s also moved on with Eric (</span><a href="https://spartanscoop.org/2024/02/book-review-dead-to-the-world/"><span style="font-weight: 400;">in the previous book</span></a><span style="font-weight: 400;">) and has cheated on Bill in the past. She’s not really one to talk about being a “dreadful b*tch”. </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;"> </span></p> <ul> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;"> Seriously, what is wrong with these characters? Part two. </span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Having to read the book from Sookie’s perspective is painful enough, but most of the characters in these books are awful to read about. However, most of what this section includes is about Sookie, because not only is she overly judgemental, but she’s also just a horrible character in general. </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Part of Sookie’s house gets burned down by a mysterious person seeking vengeance. The family and police are trying to ask Sookie about the person who was blamed and killed for setting her house on fire. When the police start trying to ask questions, Sookie, selfishly and apathetically asks why they’re talking to her. After telling her that the family of the accused arsonist is grieving (because he was murdered by Charles), Sookie tells the officer that she is grieving “[her] home” (137). Most people are empathic enough to know a life is worth more than a house and using it as an excuse to get out of answering a couple questions is very self-centered. </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Now there are </span><i><span style="font-weight: 400;">way</span></i><span style="font-weight: 400;"> more instances of the weird-gross characters in this book, but one thing that happened to pop up was about a more serious topic. Again this comes from Sookie and her constant flow of thoughts that the reader gets to follow.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">After killing Charles who was trying to kill Sookie, Sookie (the author) compares it to a more serious topic that has happened throughout history and still has the occasion to arise even in more modern times. Sookie thinks to herself: “Of course, it was tempting to think this was an echo of the terrible days, when black men had been lynched if there was even a rumor they’d winked at a white woman” (290). What a way to end the book off. This comparison is nowhere near “tempting”. It’s pretty easy to not compare the death of a vampire to a lynching or to even think of that as an example.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">The vampire was killed because he was trying to harm a human for unjustified reasons. That has nothing to do with an innocent black man being killed because of rumors and racism, and it’s an understatement to say that as a reader, reading that sentence caused a flood of shocked emotions.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">There are still seven more books to follow and, considering how the past five have been, expectations are low. </span></p> <p><b>The Review:</b></p> <ul> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Speechlessness: 8 out of 5 jaw drops</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Ironicness: 5.5 out of 5 light chuckles</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Off-put: 5 out of 5 silent look-arounds</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Overall: 2 out of 5 stars</span></li> </ul> </div> </div> <style> .sno-story-body p:not(.infographic-widget-container p), .sno-collection-body p { font-size: 20px; 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